Finding the impossible coupon 3/23/09

Have you taken a good look at the cost of well, everything?

I have a strategic plan for my shopping.
Tools are needed.

Searching the online manufactuer's websites I have come to the conclusion,
that we need more coupons.

When emailing a company I stay upbeat and positive.
Calling them names hardly ever works.

Educating them as I ask for coupons helps.
Like mentioning the economic situation in case they are on mars.

I explain how it takes money to print and it doesn't grow on trees.

Buying newspapers or magazines for coupons is not cost effective.
I read those at the library for free but my librarian frowns upon coupon clipping :)

If I don't have a coupon I very rarely ever buy it, frugality hurts.
But a fat wallet is bliss, sorta like chocolate.

And what's with the 35 cent coupon, now really the item costs $4.80
and you want me to thank you?
Here's your thanks, no thanks.

I've been eating your product since my parents introduced me to it
do you want me to continue eating it?

Reward me "ahhh" sweet music to my ears coupons being clipped, snipped and neatly filed.